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t8017e

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1964 Turbo Baja Bug Street Legal Murdered Out
« on: November 23, 2011, 11:15:09 AM »
This isn't your normal Baja Bug. This motherfcker is the Baja God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast in the dirt. Who doesn't like to get dirty?! Terrorists, that's who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like offroading? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a off road project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a off road machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your d*ck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it, sh*ts getting serious. (There is a back seat for midgets only)

AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car don't have one. Oh look at me, I like sitting in my air conditioned car and think about puppies and popsicles. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, 1641. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster looking VW that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock steel imitation 15" Rockstars. Yes it leaks oil, it's a VW, it drips like your your girls vajayjay after seeing you driving in this car.

This car has got f*ck tons of awesome parts. Garrett, Sway-a-way, Webber, CB radio with PA loud speaker the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. That's how this works. $3800.00 obo

More photos http://s887.photobucket.com/albums/ac79/t8017e/Baja%20Bug/ Off Road tested nothing ever broke out in the dunes. Check the you tube video's


« Last Edit: November 23, 2011, 11:17:37 AM by t8017e »
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Re: 1964 Turbo Baja Bug Street Legal Murdered Out
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 11:31:44 AM »
Funny as F#*k, someone has to buy this just for the sales pitch!
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 01:06:57 PM »
That sounds a h3ll of a lot like the other CL add for the supra...


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Re: 1964 Turbo Baja Bug Street Legal Murdered Out
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 01:15:16 PM »
I edited the "Skyline" post. Great writings should be copy write protected or they will be stolen.. lmao that shit is great!  >:D
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1964 Turbo Baja Bug Street Legal Murdered Out
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 08:40:58 PM »
I edited the "Skyline" post. Great writings should be copy write protected or they will be stolen.. lmao that shit is great!  >:D

Ha, yeah that's what it was. The skyline. Yeah about a quarter way through I was think I've read this before... Haha


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Re: 1964 Turbo Baja Bug Street Legal Murdered Out
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 10:20:34 AM »
SOLD / TRADED anyways its gone..... ;D
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