[Donjuan]

So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL

[MBlack]

So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL

OUCH! NOT COOL! Pretty funny though since it wasn't me. Haha jk.

[MBlack]

So my old lady and I split up about a week ago after two and a half years. She hasn't really wanted to talk to me much which I understand and was trying to respect her want for space. Well I get a text from her today. Goes like this: "I thouhgt my hormones were out of wack due to stress and what not this being why I hadn't started my period. So on my lunch break I took a pregnancy test. We need to talk tonight ASAP." Well after about 100 repeated phone calls she answers and says know you know how your mom felt a year ago today. This is because we did the same thing to my mom last year. Well I was shaking, sweating and feeling sick before I realized she was saying April Fools. It has been nearly an hour and I still feel sick. Guess I deserve it. LOL

When she told you this I bet you could just see the "For Sale" sign on your boat, huh? Haha

[sandeggo]

When she told you this I bet you could just see the "For Sale" sign on your boat, huh? Haha

or a rusty coathanger and a bottle of bleach

[Donjuan]

Honestly the boat was one of the first things I thought about having to sale.

[honda1]

Whats wrong with you guys babys like boats 

[Nordie]

what would really piss me off is an ex telling me this! oh wait that shit happened to me but it wasnt anywhere near april fools!

sorry dj, but that one isnt cool 

[frankloc]

not cool

[IRRebel]

what would really piss me off is an ex telling me this! oh wait that shit happened to me but it wasnt anywhere near april fools!

sorry dj, but that one isnt cool 

It is funny, lil brother! Just that you happened to come across the ONE 'Fatal Attraction' byatch that, Thankfully, none of US have to endure due to the law of averages...........

It's all good Joshie! 

Ray

[Donjuan]

Well I guess I kinda of deserved ti since I left her when she was still head over hills for me. she is a good person and an even better friend. She just wanted to show me what her and I put my mom through the year before. LOL Mom cried a lot. Guess it's Karma that she got me the following year.

[honda1]

Well I guess I kinda of deserved ti since I left her when she was still head over hills for me. she is a good person and an even better friend. She just wanted to show me what her and I put my mom through the year before. LOL Mom cried a lot. Guess it's Karma that she got me the following year.

   The million $  Why did you dump her good ones are hard to come by 

[Donjuan]

Relationship became platonic. I love the girl as a friend and we got a long great as friends. However the two of us in a relationship was damn near impossible for whatever reason.